No. The hands team was composed of the guys with the best/surest hands. The “joke” in the coach’s designation was that only white guys (who are stereotyped as slow) have good hands. It’s all thinly veiled, race-based stereotyping.

Who = subject

Correct.

Man, unlucky. Assuming Frampton beat Dominguez, he’d actually have a decent shot at upsetting Oscar Valdez, who would certainly engage Carl and provide numerous opportunities to score during exchanges.

Reflexively, I assumed you were doing a bit. Then I realized...Trump actually fucking said those words.

Ahh, coach-speak that thinly veils racially derived stereotypes on the football field.

I have never seen/heard him before, but that was incredible. I was transfixed for 3 minutes and hanging on his every word.

You pretty much covered it (half-smokes, wings/mumbo sauce).

Is Zuppardi’s still good? Haven’t been there in many years.

No, you’re right. New Haven-style pizza is better than NYC, and now since most major urban areas are up on foodie culture, you can find comparable (in terms of quality) pizza in a number of other places.

I’m totally with you on the roast pork/broccoli rabe/provolone. Incredibly delicious and wherever I see one, I buy it and devour it.

He’s the least accountable person in the history of the world. Nothing is ever on him. Naively, I thought once he was actually elected president, his narrative of “it’s [other person’s name] fault!” wouldn’t fly anymore and he’d have to start actually doing shit. But...no.

Oh shit. Puts that conversation under a whole new light.

I’m terrified to even Google it. What...is the Tarantino connection here?

Can this man get some dentures that fit his fuckin’ mouth? He’s always talking like they’re about to fall out of his face.

Was (past tense). Snyder’s support of Trump, along with all the other awful shit, put me over the top. I also stopped watching the NFL in general a while back.

Green’s only weakness? Michael Irvin.

I’m in DC, too, and I remember it. A lot of people were on the fence, because Champ was loved here. But Gibbs came in and...well, he was as close a living God here as you can get. We all trusted in him and figured he had a plan.

Eh, I dunno. You have to remember that the league wasn’t nearly as pass happy then (circa 2003) as it is now. And although a lockdown corner has always been valuable in the league, it wasn’t nearly the premium that it is now.

Nicely done, Nate.