Bless your sole for doing that, Stef!

I’ve had a few Sunday mornings like this. Just hanging onto the floor waiting for it to stop moving.

Side bar and I am sure you get this often, but I <3 your long, wordy name.

Was I the only one to see this in FP2?

Congratulations, Mr. TRivet, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a White Mustang which this lovely lady will deliver after she finishes loving on it.

Does this mean we’ll get the Toyota version of a Honda CRZ? Some beautiful little coupe/hatch that is a total let down when it comes to actual performance?

If your Jalopnik bump does not subside within two weeks, or becomes discolored, please consult your physician.

Neither does the Fiat 500 Abarth. That’s why it sounds so good-straight pipes.

Personally I like seeing trailers use classical music.

There’s a term for owning more on something that it’s worth... I just wish I could remember it.

Yes, it is fucking horrifying that people sexualize children and that other people don’t seem to think that constitutes a “challenge” for said child to overcome. Get over yourself, you sad bitter chud.

I did, yes.

I did, yes.

Congratulations, Mr. Stephen MacArthur, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Fiat which this lovely lady will deliver soon. She couldn’t find a Fiat EcoBasic.

Wow, that’s a very specific interest!

Or a drunken Gallagher show. But yes...

It’s the only thing I know how to do correctly. You should also see me try to use a shaker... but bring a poncho.

Is that why fancy bar spoons have twists on the handle?

I’ve mastered stirring. It took a lot of ordering Manhattans and watching good bartenders do it (I also flat-out asked a few) but I got that shit down. You should come over and watch me! I barely jostle the ice and the spoon simply twirls in my hand.

They’re the best with an Old Fashioned or Manhattan. Once you use Luxardo Cherries you’ll never use maraschino cherries again.

I want him to do an instructional post on stirring. I still stir like a chump.