Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

I miss when the alt-right was a NASCAR track run in reverse.

Congratulations, Mr. RadarLove8888, on COTD! My award to you is a lovely Ford GT which this lovely lady will not deliver to you. I’ll make the delivery myself.....................don’t hold your breath. ;-)

Interestingly covert if so.

Obviously the driver misjudged his coronering speed.

I forsee a future where I along with most of the driving population say FUCK personal transportation and ride the autonomous bus everywhere if they’re pulling this monkey shit already.

In a nutshell.

*only slightly faster than a 2.7L XT

d’oh, I meant cubic inches. I passed kindergarten, I swear.

“Volkswagen Law”

How expensive can some of these dresses be? If you’re out a few hundred bucks and some time, that sucks but it’s not a disaster. The groom fucking the maid of honor... now THAT would be a disaster.

Please, educate me on how different H2 and Suburban buyers were.

Congratulations, Mr. fourvalleys and Mr. Rickster3rd, on shared COTD! I would like to gift you with a Nissan Skyline which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes her laundry.

Congratulations, Mr. Foxxwoof, on COTD! My award to you is another non-autonomous Golf which this lovely lady will deliver so you’ll be at your happiest.

Congratulations, Mr. Bacon, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Hellcat which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds a road with safe bends.

I mean this in the nicest way possible...

In any case, I’m glad MS brought it back. I used to love that feature.

Congratulations, Mr. pFfft, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Chevy SS which this lovely mechanic will deliver before she gets torqued off.

Ahhh...a Boston driver, I see...

Soooo, because I know you’re still alive to write this, I’m assuming you ran someone over this morning... And yesterday... I’m assuming you took the weekend off but not before taking out another 5 people the week before. Maybe it’s time for a different route to work that involves fewer sidewalks?