This is all true, but it makes my snarky remark in the face of the crushing depression I have over the tragedy much less interesting, so I reject your reality.

Awkward engineer high five!

Am I more surprised that Best Buy sells water, a known enemy of electronics everywhere, or that Best doesn’t normally sell water for $42 a pack because it’s Best Buy?

That’s pretty amazing.

Did you order a mattress?

Did you order a mattress?

Yeah! Especially when it’s wearing hats that is making you bald!

Huh! Cool!

So basically it’s an alcoholics Benihana?

How does the Lancehead compare to the Deathadder?

Right?! Spoiler alert, you can order 12 lbs of luxardo cherries on Amazon, stick them in canning jars, and have cherries for all time.

Nice! Thanks!

And now you should share this is vid/gif form!

Holy crap, Mike! Those are very pretty! Can I review them when you’re done with them?

Really?! That’s quite cool. Ok, so you would need to twirl the spoon to rotate at the same speed that it moves around the glass, always keeping the pushing face forward? Is that why fancy bar spoons have twists on the handle?

I like both cold brew, and cold coffee. I also make hot coffee with my cold brew. And I’ve made nitrogen infused cold brew coffee. I’m a coffee magician.

I’ll be honest, I did not know there was a way to not stir a cocktail. I mean, add ingredients, add ice, stir, right? But no?

I like my mixing glass, because it’s attractive, but admittedly not necessary. It also wasn’t $70, so there’s that.

Luxardo Cherries are not candy, they are heaven. Heaven in my mouth.

I bought the game for the steam summer sale, and restarted my game with this patch. There were too many different things. My first planet turned out to be a literal gold mine, and I just dumped my entire stash on a sweet ship. Now I’m close to broke again, but I have all the slots. ALL OF THEM!