Ok, so I’m here to support this. Yes, I have an Abarth, yes it has a lowly 160/170 HP/TQ, but it’s fun. I have run a couple of piggybacks and tunes on it, and I always take it back to stock. Yeah, the tunes give it more power, but it loses some of it’s personality. I haven’t tried the newer flash tunes, but I’m…

I was agreeing with you. Like, completely agreeing with you.

This is salty. I like salty.

That would be pretty awesome, though.

Great, something else I can suck at...

It’s possible that it IS the all electric version, with a speaker system to feed engine noises OUTSIDE the car. Your move, BMW.

You know, I got it in the summer sale at $24, and it’s been 100% worth it. I love the challenge, and the pace of the game. It’s slow enough to be completely free of stress, but interesting. I admit to waiting for a sale, and the first couple updates, but I’m excited for this update.

Those legs appear to go all the way up....

Spike, what are you doing, man? Commenting in a Jezebel article? What were you thinking!?

How many you got?

So what you’re saying is, to stay profitable, the car makers have to sell new used cars......

First of all, a cliche is an independent designation of whether it’s a joke or not. Cliches can, in fact, be jokes. Just like jokes, can in fact, be cliche.

I feel, for the second time, that you have missed the joke.

If it’s any consolation, I sincerely hope that you manage to develop a sense of humor before having kids.

Oh no, you’ll scowl down at them. If for no other reason than the lack of variety, if not their questionable choices.

Wait, wait wait.....they have tools that will rust? Amateurs...

You’re wrong in some situations. I use a pellet grill, cook the burgers, switch to a final smoke, and smoke the cheese onto the burgers. So good!

Your critique is savage.

This is an excellent response.

I mean that I don’t condone his actions, exactly what I said. I did not say “The white man can be the aggressor, leave him to be abusive.” Not once did I type those words, or anything that can logically be paraphrased as such.