It's a Jesus Diaz post, guys. Par for the course.

I think you need more school. We've moved way beyond basics physics.

That is all.

Try to take this these days and you'll get jeans and polo shirts.

Since when does a magnet damage a solid state smart phone...?

Finally! Some C5 Z06 love from Jalopnik!

I really, honestly, had no idea...

Kirk. All the way. He's so good, they made him twice!

Until you realize that, by definition, all rainbows are circular. Since they are dependent of the angle of incidence of the sun to the atmosphere, and all the parts of the equation are spherical, rainbows are always circular. However, you're position with regard to the light, clouds, etc. is what determines which…

I would have her babies....

As someone considering a career move, and subsequently a 10 hour away household move, I'm once again swimming through the sea of ways to find a rental property. Last time I rented was about 10 years ago, and things have changed. Craigslist, rent.com, etc. have all sprung up as the media front-runners for finding a…

I don't agree with you on much when you post, Jesus Diaz, but Neil Armstrong is something we can agree on.

I remember when journalism, even Internet blog journalism, didn't require the writer to swear at everything for effect and attention. Between this and the coffee shop piece, I think we have our weeks worth of sophomoric posts, don't you?

I want to hug you.

Stupid paint depth meter won't work on plastic cars, though...

"* This is the equivalent of shooting a bullet from the Empire State Building in New York to the Eiffel Tower in Paris and hitting the antenna right on its tip."

I challenge you with the yocto-sim card! There it is, right there ->.

I know it's Jalopnik, so I know you're totally going to hate on this, but seriously, come on. C5 Z06 is the fastest and most capable car you can get for under $20G. No competition.

Anyone else not going to watch any of them until all 3 are out?

Snarky remarks aside, the existence of those badges is exactly the reason you, Jesus Diaz, can come on a technology blog site (or so we thought) and question it. Ultimately, it's a freedom of speech issue. You haven't been drug away to a cell somewhere. so we assume that amendment is still in effect.