Hah! I see what you did there!

No one said if I can play Portal 2 on it, though...

Always strange to me how much Jalop always seems to hate on the Vette...

I heard someone asking for a bucket of awesome.

First thought: they should be wearing helmets.

And all I can think is "You shall not pass!"

Hah! Oh, very nice, Matt. Well played, indeed. Thank you!

They seem to say it's new, with a new connector, which sadly means I probably can't drop the 512 GB goodness into my '11 Air. Sad face.

How the %$#@ did you get %$#@ing Alex Lloyd to write a column! Jalop's cred just went up a few notches!

Spike didn't die! I won't accept that!

Hah! Well said!

No, obviously, you did not. I am not hurt, or upset, or insulted by your "painting". Obviously Corvette's and their owners hit a nerve for you. That is not a reason to justify that 100% of Corvette owners are assholes. If you had specified that the owners you had met were such, then I would merely tell you that…

You did not hurt my "widdle feelings" as you put it. But I've known many Corvette owners, and very few of them are "assholes" as you put it. Most, however, are extremely upstanding and fine people who respect the laws and safety of other people.

Once again, no it's not.

No, you have to be an asshole to make a broad sweeping comment like that.

Bruce Willis was born on Sovereign US soil, technically...

I sort of agree. My issue stems from things like "This test provided this data point, and therefore our conclusion is that it's proven/plausible/busted." Especially when 80% of their conclusions should be plausible at best based on the limited data set and incorrect practicing.

Uh, perhaps you should include the fact that the outrage has extended far beyond their forum, even into Jalop, and that all the outcry against the Honda idiot everywhere did not include the STi driver.

Oh, no, I just hate STi drivers as much as I hate Honda drivers. =0P

I know this. I'm also a physicist. A practicing physicist. So I know their methodologies suck and their conclusions are uninformed guesses at best. They are teaching bad science and the art of drawing conclusions through limited and incorrect data as science.