Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

This is more of a general statement, but David, I’m always, always, always so impressed with the depth, research and detail that goes into your stories. Well done brother, great stuff.

NEUTRAL:

Contrary to popular belief, Grown adults != babies.

The guy films his pranks at airports or in airplanes and then we’re supposed to be outraged that he finally got kicked off a plane?

Fuck these guys. Seriously.

Shouting people get kicked off flights all the time.

You don’t kick babies off flights because they can’t help it. They are absolutely right to kick belligerent and obnoxious passengers off a flight.

These are new Revelations to me.

But everyone with a Genesis eventually undergoes an Exodus

The British economy has been kicking ass since the brexit, so there’s that.

Since we’re talking about Europe:

Well, they have to actually drive to make the list.

Toyota: “Wow the Amazon team working on the Grand Tour actually want to use the Prius for promotions! Awesome! Give them like 10! We’re so glad the boys changed their minds on these! Everyone loves em!”

Well, that went way over your head.

While I agree in general we should avoid sexist remarks, if these fucking bitches aren’t the definition of bitch then I don’t know what is.

Your assumption that, as an amputee, his life is somehow less fulfilling than yours, is offensive. And indicative of your ablist mindset.

Actually, these two women are bitches. 

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Yo dawg...I heard you like boats.