If you start running low on funds, I’m sure we can get a Go Fund Me going, with the caveat that Jalops get to vote on how our money gets spent :).

In my virtual kingdoms I’ve put in countless hours to fully gear out my characters. My overwatch gorilla has the finest jackets and hats. My fallout character lives in a beautiful, sprawling city that I custom designed. He even has a stable 401k. I am married to a hulking, horned demon in another game. In the real…

I fancy myself to be a bit of a graphic designer, here’s a sample of my professional portfolio from my time at Saleen

Jet boats suck, just get a regular boat.

I can’t wait for the new porsh panorama to come into the press fleet for a review

I also like to say “Porsh” to very serious nerdy people

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

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I can meme at 2000 doge per minute.

Huh. Didn’t know you owned a Ferrari.