Agreed. My girlfriend lives in a neighborhood with a healthy supply, and they have trapped me in my car when I was going over to visit. And I have had a stare down with one on a local hiking trail. (I am convinced I won that one, but the turkey may well feel he actually did.) They are still less destructive than deer,…

I mean, they are essentially dinosaurs.  When you remember that, it makes sense.

Obligatory:

Where is Carrie Nation when you need her?

Given that these turkeys are spending November terrorizing an area known as Holiday City within the town of Tom’s River makes me think that turkeys have mastered some concept of irony. That’s one of the signs of the apocalypse, right?

... and would they dream of sheep?

Yeah SW trailers have never made me cry before. Carrie Fisher dropping “always” put me over the edge.

had to look him up on Wikipedia. I’d never heard of a “straight edge lifestyle” until today but apparently he follows it:

‘I will bet $100 is a reference to the Germs’ Darby Crash and the much more aggressively gross punk icon GG Allin’

Oh my. I guess I’m going to have to start watching the wrestling again.

An Allin who doesn’t cover himself in his own piss and shit while performing? Count me out

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw him pass out at the game last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

Never mind what song was playing you insensitive bastards, that dude looks genuinely hurt. I just hope he recovered and isn’t so shaken up he can’t find his way home.

“Yup...that’s me... you’re probably wondering how I got here...” 

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

That guy got all huffy.

If he had also punched the reporter and the cameraman, would he have hit for the cycle?

People who type in all caps.

When a bunch of cyclists get together, the tension reaches Critical Mass.

“staff might get bigger”