He’s not that Krafty

Was that really a Jedi rule though? Yoda didn’t say anything about it, nor Windu ... only Obi Wan had problem with it “Obi Wan says ...” “Obi Wan says ...”

Guess what boy, Obi Wan fucking lied to you about EVERYTHING

Triathlon cheaters don’t dope; they just cut the course

Google Julie Miller, Amy Stretton, or just stop by Slowtwitch sometime

“US Ambassodor to Great Britain, LORD Steven Regal”

Is Mike Rossi coaching him?

“O.J. Simpson and Marcia Clark, together again”

Why do I feel Mike Rossi was involved somehow?

No, that would be Journey/Styx/Foreigner/REO Speedwagon

Actually two of them hold up, only because no one remembers Soul Asylum

I’m glad SOMEONE knows who The Tubes are ... thanks

“... Or a baby’s arm holding a rattle”

Marmaduke is an asshole

Who’s his agent? Shelly “Night Shift” Long?

Varys has a TARDIS

About the same time Deadspin become a Nike-hating, specifically, Salazar-hating blog?

NEVER date anyone in HR

Everyone can’t be as cool, smooth and insightful as Joe Buck

I’m sure there’s a substantial fine for untucking, too

It’s OK to frequent Frontera, etc. ... Rick pretty much HATES Skip

It’s only a model