“Why is Six afraid of Seven?”

“He wasn’t there? But I swear I was standing right next to him!” - Brian Williams

He was given the signal by Chimp Kelly

The soundtrack consisting entirely of 80’s covers was awesome in its own right

I didn’t know Eli Manning even liked tennis?

Everyone is trying to get to the bar.
The name of the bar, the bar is called Heaven.
The band in Heaven plays my favorite song.
They play it once again, they play it all night long.

“Jake? You back there, Jake?”

Compared to Cleveland it does

15m Hawaiian

Geno couldn’t pronounce “Ike-whatever” so he just called him “Tina”

“OJ Simpson kills Frank Gifford in argument over Johnny Carson’s wife”

Angie Dickenson: The only cop on TV to pack a PAIR of 38s

I believe the proper term is AQUAnauts

Him & Michelle Beadle; different kinds of plugging though

“Bryan isn’t like those guys. He’s maybe 5’8”, definitely under 200 pounds. He has the permanently bemused air of the stoner kid who lived down the hall from you in college.”

In your defense, DC is owned by WB, so they might have some complicity here in how their characters are used by Fox?

So you’ve never seen the Boston Marathon? Thousands of white people chasing a few black ones

Go see “Trainwreck” and report back

Sunday! SUNDAY! Sunday!

So it’s NOT the “No Surfing” clause that’s holding him back?