I’ve long though it would be a clever make for a make to forgo pretentious and nonsensical model names and just name all its models after what model of car they are, such that the large CUV would be the “[Make] Large Crossover,” the subcompact would be the “[Make] subcompact” or “Subcompact Hatch” (because we all know…

I want to be in your family

This is Jalopnik. I need the prices to come down to thirty eight cents and a pack of chewing gum.

The diehard Mustang fanatics are hoping this destroys the Hellcat and the ZL1.

Usually to reduce the horsepower you just press the gas pedal less.

Wait, so millennials aren’t killing the supercar market?

like David was going to write anything other that Jeep stuff anyway.

“Juveniles are crashing into people, killing themselves,”

Never overused.

15 cheerleaders

Why are some men such pussies? If he wants the car, who is she to say he can’t have it? I can see if it negatively effected their finances to where they couldn’t pay bills, but if not why let her tell you how to run your life? I have been married 14 years now, my wife doesn’t know what car I get until I bring it home.…

I fondly recall driving 25 miles home from Bed Bath and Beyond in a Miata with the top down and a laundry basket over my friend’s head because it was too big to fit on his lap and too big to fit on his head with the top up

Or if the trucks weren’t 12 feet tall and two lanes wide

This. As long as it’s not a GM I’ll consider it

Loaded with cheap car challenges.

I’ll flip you off anyday.

The crossover club of North America pretty good, plenty of great savings.

I feel like all car groups have a bro spectrum. There will always be douchebags, Fiesta ST, WRX, Mustang, Jeep, all have horrible people. You just gotta take the good with the bad

“Instead of fixing it, I drove around for a couple weeks using my brights, because I’m a lazy asshole.”