Don't let them hear you! Those of us with the funds have been waiting a long time (since the end of the 90s) for cars to be fun again. It's here and you're complaining? Just where do you think you'll get your awesome cheap used sporty cars from?

With my amateur eyes, it looks like you could fit the ST bumper on that pretty easily. Honestly I'm considering trying it if it does end up being AWD and I get one. I've been a fan of the sleeperish debadging kind of thing.

No hope of the ST rear end, though. I love the ST's center exhaust. I talked my room mate out of…

As much as I hope this is true, it makes me want to print off a pamphlet saying that it's Coyote Powered and RWD, then take a picture of it and post it. I'll even make it a bulleted list for added officialness.

If it's AWD, I WILL put a deposit down at the end of this summer. If it's FWD, I will continue checking out the Fiesta ST and hope for news of a Fiesta RS. AWD would be the only thing that could convince me to get a car larger than the Fiesta. If they're both FWD, I guess I'll keep my GSX as a combo track…

My response has to be "get used to it."

Having been through a crash in a FIAT 500, you're not wrong. The car will be totaled, but you'll walk away. Super proud of the little car and we bought another one to replace it. Just goes to show how few fucks the Koreans gave when they designed (presumably in crayon) the Aveo/Sonic.

Trust me. You can include the Audi.

I read that as X6 M and was about to get super angry. Fortunately M6 isn't as bad.

What this post needs is the interior. Second gen was all curvy and 90s:

HMMMMMNNNNNGGGGGGGGG EB110 MMMMMMMMMMMMUGHHHHHHH

Shh. I'm a bad driver. I'm out there to make lots of noise and break my car, not beat that damn stripped CRX that keeps winning the league.

I saw one of these at an autocross once. I laughed really hard about how someone thought that a 90s Ford could make any magic and kept laughing up until the point where they were best in class and had almost 15 seconds on me. Which is eternity when lap times stay around 50 seconds.

And so that's why, after much consideration, and debate, and discussion, I've decided to buy two cars.

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I am told (by someone that daily drove both) that the older one is also much better at seating a family of four comfortably. Given that he's the most quintessentially British person that I know and that his current car is a 2007 Cooper and that he only sold his Austin Mini because he couldn't bring it with him from…

I'm glad I'm not the only one that read this paragraph multiple times and is still scratching his head.

You can daily a Lotus. I daily drove an Elise SC for a little over a week and it was glorious. It even took all of my groceries and a trip to Costco. If you can't daily an Elise it's because you're too tall (a valid point but I'm 5'11") or you don't really want to try.

A simple Google search provided a worthwhile explanation for why the claim of Atkinson Cycle and Atkinson Engine being synonymous is wrong.

A simple Google search provided a worthwhile explanation for why the claim of Atkinson Cycle and Atkinson Engine being synonymous is wrong.

You removed the catalytic converter on your car and then complain about the sound? That's pretty ironic.