It would have been really cool if the spiderman was a fat dude with hairy belly showing... you know, like 85% of comic book readers.

Here's an idea for ya: Eliminate the stupid mini-sex games and I'll buy it happily.

Shweet! Can't wait, but have to. It's like having to pee really bad while you're stuck in traffic... But better.

@Android_seb: How about an RTS like Halo did? How about Gears of War Wars.

@Strife Fox †: I think they said that a new Unreal Engine would not be released this gen if I remember correctly.

@Alternate: Good point about the Locust... I could definitely see the third installment playing out from the vantage of the Locust for a new twist. I'm not sure that I would love that, but the story could use some greater depth in the game.

Taco Bell is my fave! Still, I haven't been able to brave the shrimp taco. Is it any good? I noticed that they had to put a shellfish allergy notice on their drive through now. Since they have the shrimp, I wonder if we could try fish tacos next? I have had good fish tacos before!

@Grunthor: touche! However, it might be interesting to see how many Kotaku readers use their PC for hardcore gaming, and maybe what the split is between PC and Mac.

My Wii was so dusty before I sold it that it almost looked like a rodent... Like a Wiizel!

Imagine achievements for 10,000 text messages, pushing parents to pay exorbitent phone bills! "but dad, I got the 10,000 text messages achievement!"

@PoweredByHentai: yes... you can go to pages to compare your achievements for any given game against anyone on your friends list

@slingblade123: Remember that Nintendo copied others, like Atari for their start, and continue to copy today. There's no exclusivity on copying.

But we'll re-release a new DS every year with minor tweaks, like the DS XLG of late.

@Edfire77: Wow... Why wouldn't they want a good thing to continue? Don't the understand that this was a good thing for all parties?

And I can't even get my wife to let me play xbox most of the time... That's my dream wife. :)

@nipsen: Toy guns are not bad, but still afford some important training opportunities. Leaving a loaded gun in the reach of a 3 yr old is a tragedy. Knowing how paranoid I am about firearm safety, I could never see myself leaving a firearm on a table, even for a minute. I don't want to judge this man because I'm…

I wish I didn't already think so little of Jaffe and his self-righteous pontificating. Only then could I make a fair assessment. I'll stay out of this one for now, except to say that "twisted metal" isn't exactly an innovative title... It couldn't be more obviously fitting for a game about twisted metal, broken…

@Pew Pew BOOM: I totally agree that their HDD prices are way too high. It would be really cool if they would allow us to buy off-the-shelf backup drives to connect via USB. I'm convinced that the only real market for their accessory drives are those who bought the Arcade version of the console and then had regrets.…

@badass.geek: Good point! That's the least they could do!

You could feasibly piece this system together by buying the standard Elite system for $270 + $35 for an additional controller + another $40 for the game if you're willing to wait a couple of months after launch. That would be $345, but would have 120GB HDD instead of 250. It's an okay deal, but not one I feel I must…