I *need* the Latina Golden Girls. I’d back that Kickstarter!!!

Yeah. I’m guessing Alex would’ve used the Wonka thing if it had been on Paris’ card. When I was on Jeopardy!, he asked me about roller derby, which was definitely the flashiest thing on my card. (His other real option was my extensive collection of Nintendo consoles, which ... yeah.)

Oh my god ... that’s why Marcus looks so familiar!!!!

 Well, sure. But having two dogs and being a responsible, loving owner is not addiction.

I have to say, I disagree with Patrick’s proposed compromise. Keeping the dogs outside all evening is not going to make anyone happy. The dogs will bark, which will drive the guy crazy. The woman should take Dan Savage’s frequent advice and DTMFA.

If Sasha or Malia writes clearly false, self- serving tripe in a transparent attempt to be relatable, we’ll make fun of them, too. This isn’t picking on a teenager. It’s calling a grown-ass woman on her bullshit.

Same. And it doesn’t keep me up, nor affect my comprehension. Suck it, haters.

I'm glad you said this:

I was thinking "writing naughty words on the floor," myself. :-)