It’s the Pitts.

When I was young I fantasized about winning an Oscar. Now, as an adult, I fantasize about getting a MacArthur grant. So I’m still a delusional weirdo but I think my dream has matured somewhat

Telling off trolls sounds so much classier in French. Next time someone is mean to me, I’m going to say “à tous les haters, je vous souhaite sincèrement... un prompt rétablissement” then put on sunglasses and glide away.

Typo is fixed, but Bieber is in fact the better Justin, I am sorry.

I am secure enough that having something I like become popular doesn’t ruin it for me. I have no investment in being the only one who likes this poem. I’m happy to know that as many people as possible have had the benefit of hearing these words.

god i fucking love Tom Lenk

Tom Lenk is a treasure.

Oh so that’s what happened when they left the attic.

In the top photo, he almost looks like hot mugshot guy.

Glad I’m not the only one who dreads this stupid story, sick of it already, couldn’t care less. Let’s commiserate. Let’s mope.

He must have gotten a glimpse of that portrait he keeps locked up in the basement. I bet his soon to be ex wife drew the black curtain back to spite him, or had one of her servants do it.

Women who use their power and privilege to help people are such a buzz kill AMIRITE

They sure do, but they definitely don’t cover Brad or the Coreys careers in history classes.

By the Sea was their Gigli.

it took a while to find the appropriate one that summed up my feelings. there was another one where he dragged himself on his knees across the kitchen floor which would work too, but i couldn’t find it.

I make no claims to the contrary. Absolutely this man is a human being, and the state of his mental health is critical to the larger narrative. But what he will or will not experience in the aftermath does not change the fact that he killed his child. That’s not something we can brush aside no matter how he may be…

I mean we could work on not alienating people within our own country based on their cultural/ethnic/religious identities. It won’t 100% prevent things like this but it might make people less vulnerable to being radicalized or whatever. We’re currently not doing a great job of being inclusive at all. the discourse…

seven of those stabbed have already been treated and released from area hospitals. One remains hospitalized, though none of the injuries were deemed life-threatening.

It would have been much worse if he had a gun. Also something something Trump.

We all live and learn.