Eight wins in the front, four losses in the back.

That’s pretty cool. How often do you get a chance to back up the heckling and then succeed?

+1 extra read-through with proper voices

“OK,. he’s gonna try to cut across the middle... so be ready.”

To reveal my source would be a breach of my journalistic integrity and the unwritten rules of the sea.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

“TJ McConnell”: Please admit me to your area. I play for the 76ers