I think we should just re-title the show Jim Gordon's Nightmare cuz that's what it's starting to feel like.

The premiere numbers are up versus their average and other season premieres. I think it'll last the season, at least.

They shall double their efforts!

"i know the writers like to throw in cultural references like the netflix thing. but does this town even have internet? maybe emma can watch the first few seasons and figure out where it all went wrong"

Limit Break!

Yeah, this all just feeds my sentiment that no one who writes for OUAT was really that good of a D&D player based on how they view magic.

Good, good, because if word got out about this or my covers of Ariana Grande songs, I could be in some real trouble.

It is? Man, I've been drinking the wrong drink for all these years. Wait, this AV Club thing is a private website, right?

The Newsroom was totally a witty and salient criticism of modern day news reporting!

I believe it.

Rainbows and puppies?

I refuse to attack your logic. Thusly, you are defeated.

Curry and conceal, no less.

Or you're doing it right.

Not quite sure why you're pissed off about a show that isn't called Batman: Year One not looking like Batman: Year One.

"You want … this," cooed the Emperor, as he gently patted a successful career. "I was in the prequels and I'm still less reviled than you."

To be fair, most competitors gave up on the 'trustworthy spokesperson' campaign schtick after Allstate snagged Dennis Haysbert.

Polio was the radioactive spider of his day.

"Up … YOURS!"

Well, that's two jobs lost in a year. Apple is prolly shuttering Beats Music according to industry rumour.