Seems pretty reasonable. Acknowledgement that abstinence-only company policies will be taken no more seriously than abstinence-only education, puts in stuff that shouldn’t have to be specified but is because people love lawyers and pretending there’s a problem, and an awkward joke about what the no…

And yet, somehow, there is a not insignificant number of people who think Kaep is profiting from the stance he took, that he is only protesting for publicity*.

than a guy who once was a few botched playcalls away from winning the Super Bowl

“DC’s historic, first female-led superhero movie”

And yet it hasn’t really stuck to popular culture in any meaningful way.

So... WAS this movie just ahead of its time?

The Creature is ready for his 21st century reboot

To be fair, even if you did watch the original you will still not know what’s going on.

You forgot Bose speakers all blown so it needs entirely rewired and replaced.

I don’t think he’s reaching for her hand, anyway. It looks more as if he’s trying to coax her back onto the carpet. However I do think Melania’s “swat” is of the “go fuck yourself, Don, I told you two years ago I didn’t want you doing this shit” variety. But then I’ve thought that of her every reaction to him since he…

Hmm... Twice rebuilt, shredded tires, Autozone parts, selling it before the heads start leaking.... Not even slightly interested. And he talks too damn much.

Are you going to boycott the movie now? Are we picketing the studio demanding the movie gets pulled?

See?! This is what happens when you try to give everyone a participation trophy!

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/31/politics/terrorist-laptop-bombs-may-evade-security/
scary super top secret.

Media: “hmmm, the collusion angle didn’t work.” What should we do now? Our witch hunt isn’t going as planned! “Hey guys, look! Trump is meeting with Russia in the white house”. This just in: An anonymous source has informed us that Trump shared super duper top secret information with PUTIN!”

Theytookerjobs

The Secret: Rey has no parents. She was a genetic experiment by Palpatine to create an extremely powerful Force wielder. After the Emperor’s death, Luke found her. When Snoke and the First Order took control and Kylo Ren destroyed the remaining Jedi, Luke hid her on Jakku.

Tattooine is actually Earth in the far, far future. They take a quick trip back there and find the Statue of Liberty half buried in the sand.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

Piling on someone for being ineloquent. How very liberal.