Staples. Not the store.

What mentality? I didn’t say I wanted the show to fail, only that we all know that in all liklihood it will fail, considering how many iterations the show has already gone through before it finally hit on a trio of presenters and a format that was a winner. The probability that these new performers and these new…

Don’t we all really know that this is going to fail miserably and it will probably take a few more reboots for this show to find its footing post-Clarkson and crew?

Considering “contact sport” has a very distinct definition, yes.. yes it does.

The only silly thing about this is that the author seems to be attacking David Brooks, who asked a question to which she very clearly took the bait and answered “BECAUSE WOOOOOOMAAAAANNNN!!!” Which was the entire point of Brooks’ article. Is it possible for the author to be that naive or is this just faux outrage?

I was really thinking more along the lines of accidentally poking yourself in the eye with your fingernail, snorting in some of the clearasil “micro beads” and slipping in the water you dripped onto the floor and bashing your head against the counter. But sure. I guess ‘not washing enough’ and ‘washing too much’ are…

Yep. Sounds like a miserable place to live, and a foreigner must have a serious jap-fetish in order to put up with all of that and still remain there.

Especially after the knee-jerk “This name is stupid and horrible” original story only to write a “oh, look - I figured out the name, I guess it isn’t bad” the next day.

Don’t worry, I always confuse the spelling of Brian and brain as well.

And we all just learned yesterday that all of Gawker’s writers are unionized and make in excess of $50,000 so they don’t run afoul of the new overtime payment requirements! Hurrah?

Steve Saleen, is that you?

Isn’t he dangerously close to requiring an IV? I mean, how much gatoraide does this cat drink every day? He’s jerking it 3+ times plus having sex multiple times every day? All the time? How does he even hold down a job?

Ironic or Hipster?

Congrats on the promotion, nice timing! One less reason to contribute views to this jumbled mess of an aggregation suite of sites.

It explains a lot that he was in high school when the first Transformers movie came out.

I wish I had many more stars to give. Exactly correct, nothing worse than a sore pelvis two days and later because she spent an hour grinding her clit into as hard as she could.

Unfortunately, my refrigerator uses the same amount of electricity whether it contains butter or not.

I’m pretty sure the Browns would be better off playing Jumpball. Football sure doesn’t seem to be their thing!