Blame the Athletic commission, not the UFC.

I hope he gets hit by a car driven by a pregnant lady

Drake is dope, this video/his moves are dope, and your site has increased its dope-itude just by putting this up.

We’re filling in the gaps nicely on the sliding scale of punishments for pro athletes not paying a debt to a teammate:

The other obvious note is that Crittenton is currently in prison, serving a 23-year sentence for “manslaughter with a weapon”, after killing someone in a drive-by shooting.

I didn’t hear anything, I didn’t see anything,

In last season’s Royals-Athletics thrilling wild card game, Kansas City was at home trailing 7-3 to Jon Lester in the seventh inning. Look, the Royals hadn’t won a postseason game in 30 years and things were obviously very bleak at that point.

“It’s these same fans who will call Mike Francesa today and bemoan Brian Cashman’s decision not to trade for David Price, even if it cost them top prospects like Luis Severino and Greg Bird.”

And 70 years from now we’ll all be dead. Really makes u think.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

It’s the team’s fault for scheduling mandatory workouts after the regular season is over. That’s when Mets players go golfing.

This nine-minute video—which feels so much shorter than that

They’re giving out practice squad trophies in Miami no wonder the team is bad at football they’ve been coddled and hugged and told they were special by their handlers and personal assistants in my day the only personal assistant a quarterback had was his conscience and if any scrub player picked him off in practice,…

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

jesusfuckingchristthankyouthankyou

I like watching people have fun playing baseball. Baseball should be fun to play.

Outside of maybe Andrew McCutchen, R.A. Dickey might be the most likable player in the whole sport. The second my team is eliminated, I’m rooting for a Jays vs. Pirates World Series.