He’s also got a great undershirt.

This is a much better .gif of a Blue Jays fan

I hope the Cardinals preview is just titled “Don’t Root for the Cardinals”. No body copy, just the headline.

Root for Encarnacion to take his parrot for a walk.

Kevin “chin of fucking steel” Pillar has the best baseball chin. BAH GAWD it broke Troy Tulowitzki’s scapula in half!

As a Rangers fan, I really don’t want to play them, not because they could beat us, but because I want to root for them. This is good baseball.

They’ve also got a Platoon 1b/LF/DH guy named Chris Colabello who spent 8 years making $800 a month in the summer to play in front of ~700 people, all while being told repeatedly to give up his dream, only to finally make it to the bigs at 30 and carve out a regular role as a ball masher at 31.

unless you want to pitch. then it's cool, go warm up.

A short list of Flips that deserved better:

BarfRocket out here BODYING motherfuckers.

Must be a trash bird fan.