I’m already excited for the chorus boy who gets a moment to shine as Glenn Coco.

Is that the one where Tracy does all the one-liners about his fucked up childhood? “I once saw a pack of dogs successfully operate a Wendy’s!”

Actually there is literally no process of grading or evaluation for any kind of fish in the United States. The only thing mandated by the FDA is that fish to be consumed raw must be frozen first. This however has ZERO force of law because the FDA doesn’t enforce it, leaving it up to municipalities and wholesalers to…

Okay folks so I *know* it’s gonna come up and I’ll just try to get ahead of it here:

A male feminist walks into a bar

Also, this.

I think Sudekis would be perfect as The Mooch

Seriously.

No we have always been at war with Eastasia.

Yeah! If they didn’t already know that we’ve ALWAYS been at war with Oceania, they might as well learn it now.

Here’s a super basic primer!

Testimony is evidence, fuckstick. Two women said that he stealthed them, which is rape under Swedish law and by the very nature of the act has no witnesses.  But rape apologist asswads like you routinely deny that the word of women has any evidentiary value at all.

I am also familiar with the “slacks” you speak of. But in my day, AOL was folded notes with the spiral notebook tear offs still attached passed between friends to get to their proper destination. Holy fuck I am old.

I spent hours! Literal hours scouring the lyric booklet of the Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness to find the perfect AOL handle!

You kids and your Tweeters and Instaspams and Fumblers and Book of Many Faces. I my day we AOL instant messaged like the good Lord intended, I’ll tell you what. Why, we’d have to be at our desktop CPUs and sit for hours to LOL and BRB ourselves into oblivion.

If we’re gonna talk animals, can we first point out that the header picture is one of the worst cats I’ve ever seen? Why some people insist on owning such cats is beyond me... http://worstcats.tumblr.com/

But why so pink and moist?

This post is just so very.

Literally nobody here is disagreeing with the point that circumcising babies’ penises is problematic at best, since babies are incapable of giving consent. What people are disagreeing with is your insistence that there is no difference between circumcising a penis and “FGM,” a term that includes clitoridectomy, not…

But what those women wear behind closed doors in the company of other women would blow your fucking mind if you think their public garb is representative of their whole wardrobe.