I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

I have been on the third page, second paragraph of Gravity’s Rainbow for exactly 1 year and 3 days now

Dita Von Teese: If you hate the Kardashians, you’re “just jealous.”

Couple generations of determined hard work. It ain’t easy building this kind of stupid, you really have to commit to it. We have entire universities dedicated to the cause.

is that a Hungarian Bentail? an Affleck Fireball? a Common Welsh Gigli?

Just as turtle hatchlings make their way to the sea, everyone comes to Hot Dogaroni and Cheese on their own. It’s in our DNA.

And then you went on to strip at Cheetahs?

“Only an idiot would say that less guns does not mean less violence.”

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

Ok, this may be hokey, but looking at Amy Schumer’s photo really did make me feel empowered and beautiful. My body doesn’t look so different from her body there, but when I’ve seen her in clothes she’s always seemed really beautiful, which makes me feel like all those mornings I’ve spent staring at myself thinking I…

I’d be lying if I said I weren’t impressed.

The Axl Rose whistling intro to “Patience” is terrific - as is the whistling solo in Paul Simon’s “Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard”.

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Funny, I had wondered if you were a “Randi” too (I knew your screen name was a play on Yan Can Cook, but the idea still stuck with me). Ironically, my grandmom was desperate for me to change the spelling, and for my Bat-Mitzvah she had an id bracelet made with the spelling “Randee”. We melted it into an “i” and moved…

No I just dismissed it because it came before “but”, and then you went on about why you wouldn’t find the sources accurate or appropriate or enough anyway.

How Mayor Bowers imagines the internet:

I have a Fantastic Thanksgiving story:

With all these flavored vodkas, you would think they would make a juniper flavored one. I bet that would be good.

That is a beautiful piece of fabric that you have chosen to show, indeed, as are all fabrics. I salute you. Muslin, Jute, Chintzianity, Silkh, Buddcloth, even Satin worshipping, are all part of a broader cloth.