@UweBollocks: Lez Habitants

@UweBollocks: Philadelphia Fryers

Great, Steelers in their umpteenth SB, Jets with their umpteenth playoff choke. What time's the Globetrotters Generals game?

God, did Nance crack 400 on the Math portion?

@Always Winning: In Soviet Russia comments ban you.

Can Hochuli ever officiate a game relatively anonymously? FFS.

@Rozelle’s Bagman:

@Peteski: Nothing like an over officiated Hochuli championship game.

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers:

Daugherty blamed the poor performance on his new Wii controller.

@Armen Tamzarian: Scarlet APAC.

A young girl's strange, unerotic journey from Tyson's Corner to Woodlawn

@Canabian: Thatt's only a two stroke penalty. Duh.

@UweBollocks: Die Mannschaft

"just like Don Beebe, list my cordentials"

"just like Don Beebe, list my cordentials"

@Broxtons_Buffet: boom goes the microphone

@bigbensweiner: Yes, but were you wearing a Rothlisomething jersey doing it?