"just like Don Beebe, list my cordentials"

"just like Don Beebe, list my cordentials"

@Broxtons_Buffet: boom goes the microphone

@bigbensweiner: Yes, but were you wearing a Rothlisomething jersey doing it?

After Barry Hartman, Barry Hartman, Jim Brown and Fred Williamson could only shake their heads with dismay.

@SavetoFavorites: A saga.

Which one is Clay Travis?

@NoJumperCables: If it lasts more than 4 years seek medical attention.

Watson ain't shit until he can get a commenter star.

@Phintastic: Compared to Sherlock Holmes, who catches No Shit.

At least the pats are winning the battle of recovering their own fumbles.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation:

How much did the fuck lion go for?

What else was seldom used in its first year?

"They're probably 4 or 5 frames away from a making a 6-7-9-10 easily." — Coach of the Thruway Lanes under-3s.

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I hired you fellas to get laid, not to dance around a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

When are you guys coming out with a pink sports bra?

Oh, right, the attractive, fit woman in bright pink bouncing up and down for 30 seconds.