4-0, and Ronaldo being a little bitch along with his other Portuguese friend Carvalho. #xmas!

Pour out a Red Rock for the guy.

If Houston had hockey he would have known to pull the sweater over the head.

So when's the yard sale?

A broken franchise is right twice a year.

This is like the lay line of my High School.

I'm pretty sure #Manningface is trending again.

@Phintastic: McCoy is saddled with the whole Cleveland baggage. Maybe he'll be a champion in his twilight after he gets to leave.

Browns with 4 ints and 3 fumble recoveries and they're tied? Is that possible?

@fat-leaveher: Monday. Keep MNF on mute.

I cant reverse engineer the twitter, why's exercised about #Lions

@Da_Mang: Pick any of 6 current Yankees.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: and that's why you have the star.

@Red Ned: It's back. Bills+Gus Johnson = cocktail anyway.

No Swedish pirate feed? No Swedish pirate feed. Someone's gonna start drinking a little earlier.

Baseball: a game of outs punctuated by the occasional run.

If you're gonna go faux, do it right: Kansas City City.

@WookieCookies: Yep. But now I live in a building surrounded by distinct landmarks. So it's a mini whoop to pick my home out on the way out of here.

Lolz. Vikings can't even tank a game right.