@David Hume: Install my bathroom sink and I'll tell you if I like Buffalo +13. Or change my oil. I can't do that neither.

@ClueHeywood: Back, and to the left.

@Husker I hardly know her: It hasn't been the same since it was colonized.

#kickerdong

@2Hot4Tebow: probably?

Meh, they covered.

I believe that's what futbol players call a hospital pass.

Back, and to the left.

And that was the end of Chris Evert's Underalls sponsorship.

The gringo ate her, maybe.

@Aerothermal Heat: The accidental commenariat joke answer to "How do explain the lack of minorities at ESPN?" was the funniest piss-my-pants moment I've had here.

/predictable'd

@MizJenkins: Actually, I think it is the park. Every time I check into Sheep Meadow, I'm joining scores of others.

I hope to see a Bills game rate more than two throwgasms in my lifetime. I wouldn't even watch them if it wasn't part of my parasympathetic nervous system.

Where's that Connecticut pissant? I need to know which way square money's going this week.

@Peter Mortensen: needs more love.

@blogsarefun: I was gonna say finding a copy of Hustler from your adolescence, but this works.

@bigbensweiner: It's kind of his M.O.

@Cellar Dweller: This one is more impressive. Never understood why dead ball kicks are more highly rated.