If this is an F5 pic I'll shit.

@Ralph Wiley Is Poised:

Calgary's new farm team isn't really working out so good.

@Donnie_Iris: no more calls, please.

Alternate hypotheses:

Wait.

@shmendo:

Does Deadspin use ascii characters like å , ø , and æ ?

@Rozelle’s Bagman: Oh blow me nibbles.

@DirksBabyMama:

We can't stop here, this is baah country!

Dude, the MGM Grand? Seriously?

The striker for the spotted side is way to high up the pitch. When will cats finally give up on 4-4-2.

Scully was totally in the tank for the Saux in the '86 world series. So yeah, he sucks.

@InSinSeer: I still need to know if she shaves with Occam's razor.

PRESS! FUCKING!

@cowboytwopointoh: Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Dude, Meatballs (1979).