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Math isn't the only thing that's hard.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Well since this is where all the designated fanboys are posting I'll plant my flag here.

New Hampshire strip joint bands cover Cheap Trick better than that.

@Thus Spake KATE!: When the American BMI gets within a Standard deviation of French BMI we'll revisit.

@GonzoMaz: ELO greater than sign BUD. God I hate Gawker's tenous grasp of the ASCII character table.

Denny's officially confirms that US is still in recession.

They'll never find out for sure who got that

@UkraineNotWeak: It's as compelling as my ex-wife's discovery order.

The school was good with it until they saw the name FEMA over the 29

@Dingleberry Bonds: WTF was all that about? You don't hear from the fuzz for weeks, and *this* is the thread that gets the synapses firing?

@lunewmexico: On the other hand we've solved yesterday's white DJ naming problem, so all wasn't in vain.

@Recidivistic: May I go now Major?

@HurtsSoGood: Can some starred Deadspinner now say something retarded about cars?

@Tweeked Hamstring: But he hasn't seen him angry.

@TotallyRuckedUp: Just stay away from Park and Lee, they're mine. You can have who's left.

Fucking Napoleonic code, no wonder LCD abuses go unpunished.

This ain't rock'n'roll. This is...GENOCIDE.

@Ken Gryphon Jr.: Once in a lifetime indeed.