I mean this in the best way possible. Your dog looks like DJ Pauley D. I pray she has the same personality.

She was so funny last night. I howled at her impersonation of Obama at the dinner table.

Will the NRA come to his defense? Nahhhhhh

Yeah, bumpin’ uglies with the same guys your sisters/best friends slept with is just gross...and lazy. The guys are just as gross.

Somewhat related, I cannot stand Khloe. She is the Worst Kardashian. She wants to be such a hardass but comes off as a try-hard.

That’s a fucking stupid answer on so many levels, but notably in terms of environmental destruction: that fucks the rest of the world, too. (As do like, half of Drumpf's policies, but as this is an article on the environmental side, I'm rolling with that.)

Some people are saying that the Trump campaign set off these bombs to distract us from the NAMBLA issue. Some of our best people are saying that.

It’s because she’s pretty. I remember reading a study about how we automatically assume good looking people are good people.

She wants the daddy money. She is just as bad as him.

A daughter referring to her father’s “stamina” isn’t creepy at all. Nosiree.

But you know, Mike Pence won’t call the guy names. That would be the real deplorable thing.

Totally guessing here, but Alexis probably identified for a time as a woman and then identified as something else. It’s not all binary, and based on the tone and text of Richmond Arquette’s statement, he was using the pronouns Alexis wanted.

Aww, thank you sweets! I’m kinda counting my chickens before they hatch and looking forward to my next keytag (my upcoming sobriety birthday is in three weeks, haha), but hey - keeping my eye on the prize helps keep me clean!

Thank you for sharing that! She absolutely hit the nail on the head - if someone isn’t a racist assbag, why be mad at Hillary for calling out the racist assbags?

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?

PC culture is out of control. You call some people deplorable and they get all offended.

I think part of this ‘controversy’ is fueled by Clinton using a ten-cent word like ‘deplorables’ as opposed to something Trump would have used (clowns, bozos, assholes, Mexicans etc.). It makes the phrase sound elitist.

Walter Reed? But the election is only a couple of months away. They don’t have that kind of time.

Even if I wasn’t too lazy (which I totally am), all I can think about is the overall potential for disaster. How does it even stay in place? Like if I got hit by a rogue wave, would labia pop out?