“Why doesn’t dad want to bang me? Ivanka gets special treatment!"

Everyone PLEASE watch her show and make it a success. It would be horrible if a show that’s doing so many things right failed.

Let’s be honest, he could basically go anywhere and no one would know his name....

“Meditation and a 23-minute breath set” sounds like my morning. Or as I call it, “sleeping in half an hour after my alarm went off.”

hey but she will die artesianal death

YES, good catch. I am 100% certain to not let my hair or pony tail hang over the back of the seat, but can’t even count how many times I’ve had my hair pulled on (and not in the fun way).

Meh. I don’t like it when people take their shoes off on flights. I travel cross country at least two to three times a month and I wear my dress shoes the whole time.

I’d like to add: don’t use other people’s overhead compartment if it’s not above your own row, it’s not yours. Just because you absolutely had to bring your oversized carry on, your personal item and bulky coats, jackets, guitar, etc., doesn’t mean I should have to put my stuff five rows back and out of sight just so…

I saw Bei Bei last week. You guys, he was teddy bear sized and if he hadn’t been behind glass I would have tried to make a break for it with him stuffed in my coat.

If you're going to play a game on your phone/iPad, turn the friggin sound off! I don't care if you're halfway decent at spider solitaire. Neither do the other 100+ people on board.

I always have to take my shoes off, my feet swell. But I actually bring some large clean socks to put over my feet and socks because I get that it is gross.

To add, don’t paint or remove paint from toenails or fingernails. The fumes are the worst.

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

• Heather McDonald is so, so sorry for saying all those things about Chelsea Handler. [Radar]

I hope for his sake that the Art of War is a book on tape because his Klan is on the warpath over this.

Do you think he was prank called Russell Crowe while he was doing it?

Can someone explain why his name isn't "Karl"?

I bet they will at least do a fake out engagement. Within the next few weeks they will post a video and she will have a large diamond on THAT finger, as a “take that!” To Kylie and tyga.

Blac Chyna is the best thing to happen to the K-lan storylines since Kim married the Sasquatch.

Not one aspect of any of that is surprising except for the part where the vegan lasagna was good. Not because Courtney made it, but because “vegan lasagna”.