Exactly. Like, good for you, seems like a decent way to bond with your kid... by why the hell does it have to be a shame competition? I have zero kids and plenty of stretch marks and fat on my body. What’s my excuse? Oh, last I checked I don’t need an excuse to live in my body!

The best benefit of the doubt I can give them is that they thought people would talk all summer about who got killed. Problem is, they seemed to miss the part where people talked ALL SEASON about who was going to get killed because fans put 2 and 2 together that if Negan was going to appear, someone on the main crew…

So far the only woman on the show who I didn’t want to smack silly has been killed off. Maddie and her daughter are raging morons.

So, uh, have you ever been ALMOST to the point of orgasm and then something stupid or unsexy popped into your head and that’s it— orgasm dead? Done with a sigh? I dunno if it happens to guys, but this happens to women a lot.

ANYHOW, that’s how I feel about FTWD. They’ve got the fanbase, they’ve got the story, and they…

I think Eugene is fair game, too. He had his growing up moments this season, has made himself actually useful, and he was ready to give his life for the group in the finale. I don’t think it will be him, because a character with more screentime would be more impactful, but in terms of story arc... he’s fair game.

It’s funny how that worked. Usually, after seeing the episode, one wants to run to their friends and discuss your reactions. But after this finale, the only thing I wanted to say to my TWD friends was, “WTF was that?”

Yeah, that’s crap. Because TWD *is* based on a series of comics and because we KNEW Negan was going to be introduced in the season 6 finale, the message was clear: Negan is going to kill off a main cast member in the finale. All that was left was to speculate about who.

Then they put together an entire episode that…

That is literally the first time I’ve ever been turned off by a pair of breasts. Impressive, ladies.

I gotta say, I was super bummed because Trevor Noah is just not doing it for me. But then here comes Sam Bee, with her OWN show, to save the day. So much joy.

I’d argue that just because you’re educated, doesn’t mean you’re smart.

Watching a black man attempt to defend Drumpf’s racism was actually more painful than that awful article about the Sheriff who thinks rape kits aren’t important because “most rape victims are lying.”

BUT THIS WAS MORE PAINFUL SOMEHOW.

People do not realize how many women redact simply because the police harassed them into doing so and, for some very illegal reason, were never given a rape advocate at the onset.

Assholes like him are the reason “false reporting” for rape is high as it is (though still not higher than for any other crime)— because some cops think they have the right to be the judge and the jury and mansplain to female rape victims that they decide are lying.

I wish I were kidding.

Wait. Why would you be friends on Facebook with people who bullied you and treated you like junk? Isn’t that the opposite of who you want on your FB page?

You know what I worry about is the fact that some day these kids are going to grow up and by the time they’re old enough to have a social media account, the Internet is literally going to be plastered with their baby pictures. It’s just cruel. Not to mention the facial recognition databases.

Oh god. One of my coworkers has a 9-month old and today she asked me if I wanted to see a video of her baby. I really didn’t. But I didn’t want to be rude, so I said OK.

Longest. Three minutes. Of. My. Life.

Yes, yes, your baby rolls around in his crib in a MUCH more adorable way than any other baby in the history of…

I mean, if I’m responding to this seriously, it’s all comes down to social currency, right? Some people really buy into the idea that if you’re not in a long-term relationship you are somehow less than or less worthy. Yes, it can be a pain in the ass when all your friends are coupled up and then you’re the odd ball…

I can’t decide if that’s more or less annoying than the couples who post things on Facebook that clearly should’ve been a text. “Hey babe, can you pick up some milk?” Uh, are you asking your partner or the whole Internet?

Well, that explains some things. I was dating this gal for a while who’s ex was on facebook and the ex would post to her wall an average of six times a day, alternating with cute animals and trite lovey-dovey pictures and sayings. Talk about attention seeking.

What I still don’t get is why this gal put up with that. I…

“But what if someone better comes along?”