My daughter turns sixteen this year, so she will be getting my safe, sensible car (Volvo S60) and I finally get to buy a fun car again! One with three pedals! It has been soooo long since my left foot has had to do anything while driving, I cannot wait!

Attend a few track days with a newborn.

Mines going to be the most anti-Jalop post ever, but my girlfriend and I are looking to get rid of both of our cars and go down to a single electric car. I no longer go to an office, she only goes twice a week. We have a Blazer and a Silverado, both with 10k mile/year leases, and neither of us have surpassed half our…

Volkswagen will again be at the center of an environmental scandal when it is discovered that the popular ID.4 model is not what it seems. Researchers and whistleblowers will reveal that the “electric” charging port is a dummy unit and that the cars are actually running on highly toxic selenium reclaimed from used…

Someone will release a car which everyone here will hate because of the stupid grill, the rest of the car will be fine though.

Lottery tickets.

Prepaid gas card

Gas to visit any family, friends, animals, etc.

Hess Trucks

Dude.  You’re blowing my mind with this reality-warping option.  

If they are unwilling to do that they could potentially give him a car worth $10,000 and it would also be satisfactory. Perhaps a certain 2016 Mazda CX-5.

And while the dealer is trying to make it right for Fredricks, he’s still out of $10,000 and a car.

A/S/L?

Most FWD cars have like 70/30 weight distribution. Low load on the rear wheels can result in the rear wheels losing traction before the front in a low traction environment. This isn’t misguided. 

You could say the existing car subscription programs are pretty terrible in some regards. Volvo, Cadillac, Porsche, etc. They’re essentially exclusive rental car programs with insurance thrown in. You never actually get to own anything!

Some of you guys aren’t thinking big enough.

Subscription eco mode. Without it, your car chugs gas and costs you more money. But if you pay us, we’ll save you money and your car will cost you less money overall.

1. Lawyer, lawyer, lawyer

Many people’s entrance into the car enthusiast community is through someone they know that’s part of a group or fandom.

Old boomers hold them to a level that makes them seem like they’re street legal top fuel dragsters, and they are absolutely not. A big 400+ cubic inch V8 that makes an advertised 350+ horsepower until you realize that was measured without and accessories or even a transmission hooked up. Then add a 3 speed auto or 4…