I believe it.
Scenario one: After Mom died, you found a bunch of her old books in the back bedroom and you and your siblings are dividing them up. Who wants the copy of "Past Imperfect" by Joan Collins?
Scenario two: Your employer is transferring you across the country. Are you going to pack the book on feng shui and…

Then you *should* be given an A which will smart more because you know it's undeserved.

Albert Brooks' "Mother" felt pretty real and it was funny as hell too.

Pesci may have been doing it all the way back to "Home Alone". I've never found him convincing.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

I hear you on that. If there are going to be signs though I think there should also be T-shirts.

I've never heard of getting consent to creepily leer at someone or to look at them in any way. I guess I must be a total creep because I thought looking at somebody in say a bar or other public place and judging their attractiveness and possible appeal was normal. How far does this go? Should the management post…

So, if you're getting paid a bunch of money to have dudes look at your crotchal area and you signed a contract acknowledging this- even if indirectly- then it's consensual, right?

His daddy put the "Ew" in Ewell and nine months later Tom came out. Duh.

The movie of his which was most memorable for me was "So Fine". IMDB it if you dare. I saw it in a second-run theater where it was unaccountably paired with "A Man and A Woman".

This was amazing because I remember Wyatt Russell as a little boy attending awards shows with his parents. I hadn't realized time had passed and he had grown up and holy crap! does he look like his father!

I've been to a couple of hockey games but was very distracted by the announcer repeating that a puck could leave the ice at any time. Well, yeah, and a baseball might leave the playing field at any time too but they don't keep warning you about it. They put up those giant nets and figure you pay your money and you…

If it's due to the flexibility of the term's usage then we should all start saying "dude", eh?

Porque no los dos?

I try to listen to the Mackenzie Brothers' Christmas song every year.

I was thinking I should start doing this but it might make me even more unpopular than I already am. Does it help to add "Wow" at the beginning? Let's see. "I'm lucky I made it to work today. My head feels like it's going to explode and I threw up twice." "Wow. Good for you." I dunno. It's making me smile a lot but it…

When you say those things, does everyone watching with you take a drink?

Whatever happened to pwning someone?

Don't make a meowntain out of a molehill.