I hope their are some unisex/men’s t-shirts that mimic the Captain Marvel uniform design. It’s not only a great design, but it would a big step towards equality for both genders to be able to wear merch for a female character just like they do with male characters. 

The excerpts I’ve seen, especially the Nick-on-horseback one, gave me the general impression that Mariah Smith is desperately hurt that Nick married someone other than herself.

That’s a good thing! Bollywood can be very over-the-top but there are some genuinely good movies with some really good talent here. Ignore the murderer-woman beater Salman Khan. He’s a terrible actor and his movies suck but there is a lot of good stuff out there.

I thought the same thing. He made a former president’s death be about Melania’s holiday decorating. But you know, it’s not like 45 loves his family members, so he knows nothing of heartache or sorrow, and certainly does not have the emotional intelligence to provide solace. “Here’s some pointy red trees. There, there,…

THIS.

So there was a contest held by Coleco in 1983 when I was baaaaarely a year old and my mother, a deeply competitive and shallow person, decided that I was going to have a cabbage patch doll. She entered me in the contest, then started conniving for ways to get a doll by other means as well.

Christmas, is how we introduce young children to science fiction. We tell kids that Santa lives in the North Pole with elves that make toys for the worlds good children. That’s billions of gifts for the worlds children, each year. All done in house with no supply chain. Only way to do that is with a Star Trek…

Kid asshole here. My grandma made me one and I don’t remember doing this, but my brother says I unwrapped it, was briefly ecstatic, looked for the stamp on the butt cheek, ran outside, threw it on her front lawn and started crying. 

This is how my mom got mine! Sort of. She taught school and one of the janitors approached her and said that his brother worked at a large toy store and if she was willing to pay in cash, she could get a cabbage patch doll. I distinctly remember my mom taking us after school that day, we drove behind the toy store and…

I had two brown Cabbage patch dolls. I can’t imagine my folks engaging in such a struggle for them, so I am guessing that their skin color made them easier to come by in my very white area of Minnesota.

All of their weddings videos make me feel like I’m being recruited into Scientology.

Maybe the people who are holding it as she walks are actually keeping it under control because it has developed sentience and keeps trying to go on a murderous rampage?

I’m engaged. Is it bad that I want this veil so it can swallow my enemies like a big beautiful spider web?

WTF is a deficit?

What’s her stance on photoshopping her head onto Stone Cold Steve Austin’s body, or vice versa?

I categorically refuse to believe that anyone, anywhere enjoys the song “Wonderful Christmastime.”

So right. The only reason successful men were so successful was because they oppressed their wives into being their personal assistants and then had assistants at work. At this age, I wonder what is it that they actually did again?

And it’s not always enough to lean in, because that shit doesn’t work all the time.

I am sure this will be even more successful than the classic BBC sitcom, “Deirdre & Margaret”