Is it weird that I didn’t have to scroll down to know this was fake?

The FBI and various other agencies confirmed, under oath and before the world, that the current president.. is a liar. A past and current liar. That the current president traffics in conspiracies and that he lied on the previous better man/husband/father president just two weeks ago. Where is the shame of the repub…

Totally unrelated because I’m tired after not getting any sleep last night (my anti-anxiety medication ran out, and I think that it’s increasing my sensory overload) and feel compelled to share happy things, my colleague is getting a puppy next week. He’s going to take time off to bond with the puppy and has taken to…

Elmo is pretty awesome when he’s around Zoe and her stupid pet rock. He’s downright incredulous about it.

As my Papa, may he rest in peace, used to say: “I get the feeling that boy’s family tree is just a stump.”

Pity the JustJared name is already trademarked.

I’d puke on him, but only if I’d been drinking something flamable.

Schumer’s defense relies on distinctions that the average slack-jawed yokel doesn’t give a shit about

As a vet myself this is something everyone needs to understand: sometimes American Soldiers die for no good reason. They die in accidents, in blue-on-blue attacks, from improper medical care, in stupid wars, in badly planned missions. It happens. “Soldiers have died” is not a reason to keep fighting in and of itself.

“If you’re straight or asexual, the screen will appear blank during the moment. Do not adjust your screen: the picture will reappear when the moment is over. If you are straight or asexual and can see the picture, you are gay.”

This is how people whose parents were rich think that they made it on their own.

“Many of the so called ‘voters’ who voted against me were actually egged on by Hillary Clinton who ‘campaigned’ to try to get them to vote for her. Sad!”

Before we pass this off as all people from Missouri are uneducated meth heads isolated from the rest of society, this happened in University City, which is a very diverse community, right next to some of the most affluent suburbs in STL. Also the location of Washington University. My feeling is that this is what…

Our nation has elected the bad guy from an 80's ski movie as president.

Yas ! Cleveland! Totes! OMG

I’m not sure those folks know the difference between news and opinion. Like, they put creationism and evolution on the same plane too. It’s baffling for anyone with, um, more critical cognitive skills.

Totally off topic, but in case anyone is looking for good in the world.

8. Which online source do you use the most?

Can we finally admit that Oprah isn’t some saint and that her show unleashed a lot of bad people in society? (I am looking at you, Phil and Oz). She was basically a force of personality that convinced women she was their friend.