Well I heard in the next show they’re featuring internet commenters with massive chips on their shoulders, so chin up!

I thought I was the only person that did this! My friends always (lovingly) mock me for reading the synopses of every new horror movie that comes out (plus Game of Thrones). Many a night, my husband comes home to find me staring at the screen, terrified, after reading a bunch of synopses.

Club Girth has EVERYTHING.

Outside of the fact that he suffered from depression, no, we *don’t* know why Anthony Bourdain killed himself, and it’s gross for you or anyone to speculate.

Same. I question Lohan’s ability to pull this off but if she can, it will be glorious. Would love a crossover episode where Kristen Doute works at Lohan Beach Club.

I am all for Denise Richards joining RHOBH! I think it would be good for the show. I hope (sorry to her fans) that she replaces Erika Jayne. I just can’t anymore with her. 

Lindsay Lohan + Vanderpump Rules is the venn diagram of my exact wheelhouse. Please let this show be real.

Remember that time Lindsay Lohan carjacked a bunch of teenagers and then said “the black kid did it” when the cops found cocaine in her pocket?
I remember! Fuck that bitch forever.

“I have milk with a longer shelf life than that marriage.”

I would like to point out that for a lot of women, body acceptance and body positivity are *still* new concepts. I’m an older millenial and during my teen years and 20s (my formative years), the tiny waist, mid-drift baring styles were all the rage (think Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera). Teen Vogue and Cosmo were…

Unless and until we dismantle capitalism I don’t see how we end anywhere but in a Mad Maxian hellscape littered with chicken bones.

As someone who occasionally puts on an ASMR video off of Youtube to help me get to sleep, I hereby affirm and attest that I have absolutely zero legs to stand on when it comes to laughing at other people’s harmless, semi-bonkers actions that soothe them. Totally glass house, right here.

Publish the story when the headline is “Paris Hilton gets lost.”

this must have been pre-jax

What are the odds this clause was added post-pirate?

THIS! I’m fine eating rice and broccoli or carrots and potatoes or whatever. I’ll eat later if I’m still hungry. But please don’t make a special menu that I have not asked for and then resent me for it. Maybe think about *your* choices, not mine.

The overwhelming contempt for vegans in general is well-represented in this comment section. It eclipses this “militant vegan with a superiority complex” narrative that I’ve been hearing most of my life.

This is exactly why I mean it when I say, “don’t go to extra trouble” with my diet when I’m visiting people for dinner. I am constantly terrified that people resent me for being vegetarian, and I really truly don’t want to be a bother*. I’m very happy eating steamed broccoli and crackers, and will usually just get a…

THANK YOU! I went on like a half hour tirade to my husband during this episode. It made me angry that the writer didn’t even look past this. And for Jodi Foster to have directed it, I expect that she should know the difference. The school nurse was giving out awful information. I believe that 2 minutes is why I have a…