Medical marijuana is not a condition.

I love my son more than anything, but on a daily basis, if I have a minute or two, I wish I could do whatever the fuck I wanted, whenever I want. Every single day I feel like that.

My one regret at this moment having no kids is knowing a bunch of really shitty people are breeding humans they will then raise to be shitty, and I have taken no part in balancing that out.

Pro-choice means that I support women’s choices about: having or not having children, having or not having sexual intercourse which could lead to pregnancy, with whom women choose to have any forms of sex (including but not limited to sexual intercourse that could lead to pregnancy), how to give birth or avoid having…

Some Astronomers think that, although the life is probably prolific in the universe, the chance of two advanced civilizations overlapping each other is infinitesimal. The universe is so vast that whole civilizations like ours could have lived, evolved, and been wiped out before we ever even came around. So even if…

I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

It’s like he decided to launch a torpedo at himself.

Men with guns- no pattern here!

You should read my new book - Postmodern Working Woman: The Empowering Nature of Selling Your Body’s Excess Bioelectricity Back to the Grid

this is so cool this girl is so cool their interaction is so cool her music is cool ugh the internet isn’t always terrible

I think the next tagline for Trump is gonna be, “I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?!” which will then lead into his next ad accusing her of having small hands.

“Hope Hicks” is also a key part of the RNC’s voter turnout strategy.

in new relationships i always try to be like. the cool girl. for as long as i can. but the truth always comes out eventually and I’m like, welp hope he loves me enough by now that he’ll deal w/ it!

I related to more of this than I feel comfortable with, to be honest. These are hard things to admit or say, even to one’s self.

Also a well-known cat stealer.

This woman is an investment manager at Goldman Sachs! And she believes in the power of prayer! Would I let a company where people believe in the power of prayer to manage my investments?

Yeah, I’d like to start a “that’s enough internet” thread, please.

Here's some other possibilities;

OK, there's some speculative fiction I'd buy if it were well written.