As a Knicks fan I have a question. If Melo goes to Rio, and catches a debilitating case of Zika, would his salary still count against the cap?

I’d guess local news is normally happy to roll over, especially if not doing so might hurt their relationship with important subjects. But apparently his handler didn’t realize that now that he’s resigned as president, Ken Starr is not important, and it’s in Baylor’s interest to shift blame to the people who have…

And 100% of orange county.

Being a big blazer fan and living in the area, I have to say this season was so much goddam fun. After free agency last year most people around town were saying they should tank, but thank god they didn’t. Even in the regular season, watching their games was great, and to be given the gift of two playoff series would…

In his defense, it’s not like Jay Paterno is tweeting about how these latest allegations are bullshit just like the older ones wer—

Completely disagree. Not because PSU’s actions aren’t reprehensible, but how illogical would it be to have a conference called the Big Ten, but with 13 teams? It just wouldn’t make sense.

I said it when the whole scandal began, the only appropriate penalty is to disband the program. If so much of the football leadership was intent on covering this up in order to save the program, then that’s exactly what they should lose. Let every player transfer without penalty and pack it up (without levying anymore…

Did a player borrow a nice car and drive it around a while? No? Then nothing’s gonna happen.

Seriously, Deadspin? All these unfounded accusations without waiting 5 years for facts? It's like you don't even care about the real victims here...Jay Paterno and his fat piece of shit brother who can't get jobs because they aren't any good at coaching, or at least not good enough to overcome the fact that their…

Yea but Ohio State players got free tattoos, so it’s a wash.

Nobody outside of Ohio remembered that Kasich carried Newt Gingrich’s clubs when the Republicans dreamt up the “Contract With America.” Kasich was a mean, spiteful prick who stood out in a House full of mean, spiteful pricks. For all the bullshit he spouted during this primary season as someone concerned about poverty…

You forgot, “with a hard on for Russian strongmen .”

Nah. The fact that 20% of the electorate is choosing to nominate a reality TV star, business failure buffoon who makes the President of Turkmenistan look sane and dignified is probably the most insane thing that has happened in my lifetime. It needs to be talked about and derided as much as humanly possible.

No. Now shut up and get me my fries.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

I normally enjoy reading Angry Asian Man, but I don't feel like he understood who the butt of the joke of that poem is supposed to be. When I first read that poem I was 95% certain it was mocking the practice of white urbanites/hipster/foodie types Columbusing ethnic cuisines to feel culturally superior. I feel like…

“I didn’t say that,” Krzyzewski said. “You can say whatever you want. Dillon Brooks is a hell of a player. I said, ‘You’re a terrific player, unions and Obama are bad, and I’m glad you don’t get paid.’ And you can take whatever he said and then go with it, all right?”

Vaxxed: From Cover-Up to Catastrophe.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

I love basketball, and I love football, and I do not want the two blended together. The game is infinitely better now that they have legislated all the 90's Knicks-Heat bullshit out of it.