Football truthers were disappointed to learn that women can play football after realizing there is no false flag.

try 15 minutes (brookfield)

This is really sad. Cancer destroys so much.

You should see him shoot - nothing but nyet.

So the problem was that his balls were always bouncing to the left and to the right?

DO FREEBIRD NEXT!!1

Ah, Maddon. Always good for a Bon mot.

Schrodinger’s Lake was actually addressed in a class in college that Walker would have taken if he hadn’t dropped out.

Mike Tice will do it for a box of donuts and a carton of coffee.

The real issue is that he’d have to walk halfway into the lake before he could walk into the lake. But before walking halfway into the lake he’d have to walk halfway to halfway into the lake. And before he could do that he’d have to walk halfway into halfway into halfway into the lake. And so on. So as you can see,…

Does University of Phoenix even have a marching band?

I know but talk to other Vikings fans and they were begging for AP to come back. Running backs are the most interchangable position nowadays with a sell by date yet here we are

Because he's still one of the best players in the league in the most important position in the game. Did you forget them going 19-0 on the way to a blowout win in the Super Bowl a few years ago when he rushed for over 2,000 yards?

A Vikings fan is a wounded man. He’s been hurt often, much of it occurring in childhood, where the damage tends to be permanent. The most important thing to grasp about us is that wins have become nowhere near as enjoyable as losses are painful. Wins are a relief, but are viewed as momentary aberrations. Losses are…

Also, Hüsker Dü, the Replacements, and many more.

Surprising that he had a chance to resign before being fired. Minnesota is usually pretty quick to give people the ax.

Why didn’t he just do what kids in the 80’s and 90’s did and just make her a mix-tape?

Ward, you were awfully rough on the beaver last night...

“Teague explained by saying he ‘had too much to drink and sent inappropriate texts.’ “

As an U of M alum, all I can say is this is why we can’t have nice stuff. Although, finally, we found a hire that was worse than Tim Brewster.