+Number 2.

He *does* only visit the course on weekdays.

No. Motley Crue are a pop band. They have released countless catchy, melodious pop songs but they did so under the guise of what was trendy at the time: semi-androgynous L.A. hair metal. Nikki Sixx, who is responsible for most of their tunes, is a pop tunesmith. There is nothing disingenuous about Motley Crue (I…

I once dated a young woman who drunkenly and angrily tossed her high heel shoe from the passenger seat of my beloved car and proceeded to kick out the center console with her bare foot. She later threw a milkshake at said car.

“it’s always worth ignoring arguments about music that involve stereotyping it’s fans”

I got one word for you: FuGaZi.

“Boy” is a good album. “Murmur” is a pretty good album too. But U2 and REM made albums after that, and therein lies the problem.

You have the Creed/Crue thing exactly reversed. Creed is nothing but another in a long line of cookie-cuttter, safe, “rockers” who have no soul, no vitality, and nothing of interest to share with the world (see: Matchbox 20, Nickelback, etc...).

Ugh. U2 were always so ... boring? mundane? awful?.

I haven’t got one; I wouldn’t claim to know which songwriting team was the greatest in history, and whose music has meant more to [billions and billions of all of humanity] than any contribution to the arts in history. Like, not even just songwriting. Not even just music. In all the arts! Ever! In history! One…

Yet another feature left out of Rory McIlroy PGA Tour.

Yeah, that part of the rant was fairly retarded. There are a billion misogynists out there, but John Lennon was a genius. Of course I’ll claim him, and anybody who doesn’t want him is a musical idiot.

Ha! Only if there’s a redeeming quality.

I like holes 4-11. That is where I am appropriately warmed up, but haven’t cracked yet. Fuck 1-3 and 12-18. Those holes are classist, racists, and possibly homophobic.

Point of clarification: I'm not Dave Mustaine

I have been saying this 1988. In this regard, U2 are the sons of Led Zeppelin, and the fathers of Pearl Jam.

John Lennon was in Creed?

He didn’t commit suicide. He accidently strangled himself while wanking.

I’m not sure if you don’t-not know to use less double-negatives, but Bono loves to hear himself talk about things he purpots himself to be an expert on... but really, he read about it in the Economist, took a private jet out there, took some photographs to prove it happened, and left to talk about how much it changed…

He has the unbelievable course record of 36, taking a two on every hole.