Calm down, Megyn Kelly.

Idris Elba is the clear best choice for the next Bond.

You missed the hilarious part where apparently Arsenal just made a last-ditch $100M panic bid for Lemar only to find out he’s getting ready for tonight’s World Cup qualifying game and there’s not enough time to finalize it, so instead they have to keep Sanchez and lose him for nothing in the summer.

Having a large stockpile of young players who may be promising, but not good enough for Chelsea allows Chelsea to have transfer revenue to offset their transfer outlay in any year. It’s a key tool in how Chelsea manages the Financial Fair Play regulations. When Chelsea signs a Matt Miazga, it isn’t because they…

Yes. I still don’t understand how Penn State football currently exists.

The Wiz

lol billy doesn’t watch the games

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

“Well, you’re no help...”

I know you live in Houston, pussy. You’re a pussy. That is it, you big fucking pussy. You’re not a man. You’re a scared pussy.

I’m good because I’m not a scared pussy too afraid to go outside without a gun.

Pussy.

Well I think the most interesting aspect to the Harden example is that at the time, Harden was not a “premium player.” He had played in OKC three years, never averaged more than 16.8 points per game, and was the third best player on a team behind two crucially recognized “premium players.” Dude was going to get a max…

Typical herb post

No one cares Kevin.

Kevin Draperb

Dang. I bet he never saw that coming.

But it’s remarkable how much some people—Twitter eggs and Facebook uncles who bitch about their freedom of speech being corrupted because other people had the gall to exercise theirs—really want to hang onto their gay jokes.

My best days are ahead, because the relentless approach of death will bring me to the sweet nothingness of silent oblivion.