Why? It’s snl, it won’t be funny

So do L.A. fans. My only positive memory of the L.A. Rams was Jim Everett almost killing Jim Rome on television.

I’m just kidding. I...I don’t have a job.

“Off the field issues” aka being black.

You’re definitely smart enough to realize this and just didn’t want it to get in the way of the trolling, but for all the readers who aren’t:

Similarly, when I open the front door, nobody expects me to have pants on.

Still shot of the incident as it occurred:

I believe non of that.

I thought they just went to penalty kicks.

A-

Its a code for only Peter Gammons to interprate

Ha! The Falcons actually lost xxiv-xxi. What a blooper.

Were they really expecting the Falcons to reach a triple-digit score? That seems slightly presumptuous.

Actually, yes.

Hot take: Zoolander isn’t that funny.

When Roe vs Wade led to the legalization of abortion, I remember my mom - a relatively apolitical woman - practically weeping with joy. She’d had me very young, and I’m sure she toyed with the idea of abortion - but it was illegal and dangerous. How dangerous? As a high school student, she’d driven a girlfriend across…

Impressive. You jacked the Reddit top comment and applied it here. Classic Carlos Mencia.