C’mon, Kim Nantz can’t be bothered to even acknowledge accusations against his fellow Montag client.

This was obvious publicity stunt by CBS to promote the upcoming “CSI: Indianapolis.”

C’mon, this is the NHL. They’ve only got a couple thousand invested.

If it makes Habs fans feel better, it’s looking increasingly likely that there won’t be any other Canadian hockey teams in the NHL Playoffs either.

Not sure if this tweet was sarcastic:

I liked how Chuck Klosterman put it:

Favorite Deadspin topic ever. MORE PLEASE.

The down side, of course, is that child is still doomed to being a Senators fan.

Somebody’s pretty excited about his off-season prospects.

Guess Marty McFly will be rooting for the Cardinals on Sunday.

The NHL: Breaking up families and changing All-Star Game formats annually since 1917.

Hey, we’ve protected the sanctity of an exhibition game that has its format changed seemingly ever year. Good job, NHL.

Somebody should probably tell that guy Obama put in charge of the initiative to cure cancer.

*Gary Anderson checks mailbox, hangs head.*