I forgot that he was in “Salvador,” but I was surprised that “Mr. Destiny” was not mentioned among his credentials.

Bar is obviously set exceptionally low for “celebrity” captains.

Solid point here:

Even the screencap for the video on the MLB page seems to it imply Duda’s toes were still touching that bag:

“Inspirational”

NHL fans conspicuously quiet on this.

Goddammit. Now I’m going to have to go listen to this entire album. Thanks a lot, Barry.

As one Cubs exec was quoted saying about Schwarber: “Babe fucking Ruth.”

You’re exactly right, although in all fairness, this writer does admit to living in Indiana.

For the record, Leonard has said his favorite is Freaky Deaky.

A Chicago reporter inadvertently tweeted that this was a “dong-and-pony show,” but ended up deleting said tweet. I searching for it, I did come across this though:

Great. So Byrd has overcome his struggles with pornography by turning to bestiality.

This is what the Commissioner has been pushing for in youth football, right?

#NeverForget

Keeping my fingers crossed that it never gets released, but I’m not very optimistic.

Wish I could say this would bring an end to the victim-blaming, but ...