So when you go on a diet, well, look out West Hollywood!

Because the day he refuses to sign a bill they send him is they day they begin impeachment hearings.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuckk

Never stop reminding Republicans that they had 7 years to come up with a replacement. 7 years.

how you gonna threaten me with a gift, don?

would you really want a blowjob from a lot lizard WITH teeth?

This man could get charged and convicted of a crime, impeached from office, and ultimately thrown in a penitentiary and his supporters would call it a liberal conspiracy.

[dying]

Trailer not ready yet, but Lifetime is currently making a Britney Spears movie and I’m dead solely from the promotional pics...DEAD! I’m sure the trailer will feature an ominous and slowed down version of “Hit Me Baby One More Time” and if it doesn’t, I’ll sue!

I thought I knew what love was, but watching this, I realized I have no clue.

HOLY SHIT THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE SCRATCHES AN ITCH I DID NOT KNOW I EVEN HAD. GAAAAAAAAAAH SO GOOD.

Am I being trolled?

Do you really think the House would choose someone other than Trump?

*pulls up a chair* I think I’ll join you.

I’ma just sit here and watch Sebastian Stan on loop as the world burns.

Put. Your. Vote. Towards. Hillary. God. Fucking. DAMMIT.

One down, 269 to go.

So he’s voting to have the House elect Trump.

I understand why this was an upsetting experience, but tattoo artists refuse jobs all the time for all sorts of reasons. Many have a no necks, no hands policy - it’s quite common. And, as you discovered, what’s off-limits to one artist is totally okay with another - you were able to get exactly what you wanted in the…

You are not the target audience. Pikachu is designed to appeal to young children. Get the fuck over it.