Poor Tobias :(

Yeah, those books were *fucked*. All of them, including the spin-offs, are still sitting in a drawer at my parents’ house.

We’re one step closer to a proper Animorphs game!

Female Trump supporters tell CNN why they support him after tape scandal

It costs a heavy fuckin’ fee.

What... what’s your point here?

Jolie is the mean girl in this situation?

Bitch, take a seat.

encroaching?

Honestly, regardless of this particular issue, Perez Hilton has been a huge scumbag for over a decade. May karma finally bite him in the ass.

Is Dr. Luke a fucking sociopath?

That’s an excellent point.

Shameless and disgusting. Look how far this election has taken us.

My biggest fear is that this latest controversy, like all those before it, will somehow blow over during the next 30 days. I know that sounds insane, but look at everything else he has gotten away with.

Oh, Christ. Try to focus on the actual election.

“God forbid”

LOVE IT

Yeah, she comes off like an idiot here.

Cry about it.

Are... are you for real?

He only gets the BEST coke.

Yeah, he kept going on and on about Iraq. It was beautiful.