Sorry, buddy, but that narrative is nonsense. Garner has actually testified in court to pass a law to *prevent* paparazzi from filming her kids.

Jennifer Garner’s career bums me out. She has played as many “harried mother” roles as she wore wigs on Alias.

... I miss Alias.

“Wrong for them to be out so late” ... what

Jesus Christ, just call the police.

The pixelation made it look like a swastika 80

What fueled this?

... who the fuck cares?

omg get a room, you two

Twat.

This is a deep cut I can appreciate.

Also, it’s fucking embarrassing that our President should have to even acknowledge that orange turd’s very existence. It’s beneath him.

“a desiccated, hollowed-out pumpkin stuffed with wasps”

Between this and a second season of Top of the Lake, I’m getting spoiled with Elisabeth Moss projects!

#notallmen isn’t helpful to anyone

He was in Chicago for Market Days and looked really worn down. Girl, get yo rebirth.

Jesus, seriously? How did Snyder respond to “Holy shit, you had Superman kill a guy” with “Well, Batman can kill a bunch!”

How the fuck is he way hotter now, like, what, three decades later?

Scalia was a hateful, toxic asshole, so this feels right.

Sheesh.